I learned a few things while I was in Puerto Rico last month. I learned that's it's incredibly easy to sneak into the Ritz Carlton. You essentially just walk right to the pool. Here's the trick: Become friends with the pool workers. Find a Juan. I've never met a Juan I didn't like. Once you become friends with Juan and all his coworkers, you become an insider and they will put you above any other guest. They will provide you will a coconut to sip on. FOR FREE! They'll put drinks and snacks next to you for when you wake up from your 5 hour nap. It's love.